A friend of mine told me to watch “A Tale of Two Brains” and it couldn’t have come at a more appropriate time. Thank you James because I’ve always known that men can really think about nothing and still breathe. www.howtodothings.com/family-and-relationships/a3376-how-to-understand-how-men-think.htm Women like ” to talk things out” particularly where their “feelings” are concerned. ..thus ‘Lifetime for Women’ i.e., woman loves man, man says he loves her but gets a bug up his arse and leaves woman but doesn’t know she’s pregnant and decides to return but then gets run over by a Fed Ex truck!…it’s nighttime soaps. Then fairness demanded ‘Spike for Men’…lots of men sweating, cursing, cage fighting, war, killing, etc. It’s “Stretch out on the couch time, let the belly hang out to the point where a T shirt can’t cover it and dig into those Doritos.“ Where is the woman? In the KITCHEN OF COURSE -cleaning up after dinner! Then he says, “Honey, why don’t you come in and watch TV with me? What are you doing that’s taking so long? I mean are you kidding? I’M STALLING FOR TIME! WHY? I’d rather have my boobs shot out of a cannon than watch cage fighting. zinearticles.com/?How-Women-Think—Learn-the-Hidden-Secrets-on-How-Women-Think-When-it-Comes-to-Men-and-Dating&id=761244
A Tale of Two Brains documents what I’ve always known which is that men think in little boxes and the “nothing box’ is their favorite because sometimes they don’t think at all…and what’s worse, they actually like it. Women think all the time and know how to multitask even if they’re in a coma or the last stages of chemo. As stated in A Tale of Two Brains, ‘women’s brains are like internet highways.’ But to be fair, there are advantages to both sides. But since it’s my turn to vent…we’ll stay on men. The most difficult man to deal with is the man who thinks in the ‘anal box.’ Let’s take my husband, ‘LardArse the Anal’ who is, without a doubt the sweetest, most lovable man alive (at least he is to me.) BUT, when he is operating from his ‘anal box’, my life as a breathing female comes to a halt. For instance, I got up this morning at 5:30 am to get my daughter off to work – then went back to bed for a few hours. No sooner did I get up and walk into the kitchen to make his breakfast (which he’d already made without telling me) -just like the Holy Spirit, did he manifest himself to tell me that I’d left the lid on a jar in the refrigerator “askew”…but worse still, when I’d heated her coffee in the microwave, I’d left coffee spots on the inside and had not cleaned them up. See where I’m going with this? I could feel every hair on my head headed towards Canada!
A Tale of Two Brains pretty much tells it like it is and I highly recommend giving it serious thought…if nothing else, you’ll get a good laugh and a smile.
Attila the Honey
Deep Thought for the Day from Gloria Steinem
“I’ve yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”







































