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So sue me! I want a looker in the White House!

November 4th, 2009 AttilaTheHoney Posted in Attila the Honey Comedy Hour on WGGRN.COM, Attila the Honey is on 7 central Fridays & Sundays, Barney Frank, FrogtownSoundCards.com sponsors Attila the Honey, Helen Thomas, Hillary Clinton, I want a looker in the white house, Maybelline, Mother Theresa, Obama Honky Girl, Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam Honey, any woman can look good, clinique, madeline albright, makeovers, new sponsor for attila the honey show, wggrn.com, what is inside is outside, women in power No Comments »

So sue me! I want a looker in the White House. I’m sick unto death of old men with moth balls rattling under their armpits and spewing the same old rhetoric. Now don’t get me wrong – I want a looker who has as much common sense as an insightful analytical mind. A looker who is compassionate rather than sympathetic. There is a difference you know. Example: a man is drowning in quicksand. A sympathetic passerby sees this and is so filled with grief and tears and ‘I feel your pain’ – that before you know it, the man in quicksand is dead. Different scenario: a compassionate man walks by and says, “Say, looks like you need a hand “- whereupon he pulls a limb off a tree and instructs the guy who is drowning in quicksand to grab hold. The man is pulled out – his life is saved and both go away happy. That is the difference between a conservative and a bleeding heart liberal. One gets the job done – while the other one just whines and wants someone else to not only do the work but wants you to pay for it! And if Obama has his way – he’ll just put his hand in your pocket and take whatever he needs whether you agree to it or not.

OK – I am also sick of looking at dowdy looking women who need to make friends with Maybelline – or go to Clinique and get a damn makeover. It’s bad enough that America is going through the metamorphasis from hell but do we have to look at this before we eat dinner! Give me a break! Any woman can look good if she has half a brain cell working. Check this out and see if you agree!

Yikes!

OMG!

Maybe the Roswell story is right.

Just a little ‘night on the town’ outfit. And, well – I just don’t trust this woman!

Nice pearls – but just don’t want to look at her all day either. Sorry! So sue me! I want a looker in the White House!

Not even a makeover would help! So sue me! I want a looker in the White House! But that doesn’t necessarily mean they have to have movie star good looks like Sarah Palin (wouldn’t hurt) but someone that I can trust -

Well, this isn’t going to happen – but I can dream can’t I? The old saying, “what’s inside is outside” really tells the whole story with some of our great women leaders. Perhaps they didn’t have movie star good looks but they were so beautiful from within – that is all you saw…like Mother Theresa. But there was never a truer saying than a hag within is a hag without! ( actually I said that )

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Obamaholics, think David & Goliath as you slander Fox News

October 13th, 2009 AttilaTheHoney Posted in ACLU, Acorn, Anita Dunn, Attila the Honey Comedy Hour is biweekly on Fun Friday and Fun Sunday 7-8 central starting Oct 18, Attila the Honey Comedy Hour on WGGRN.COM, Attila the Honey is Grizzly, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, David and Goliath, Fox News, Fox News has highest ratings of any network, George W, KKK, Obama Honky Girl sings parodies, Obamaholics, Oval Office, Rahm Emanuel, Ru Paul, San Francisco, Sarah Palin, The Healthy Penis, Theodore Media new worldwide WGGRN.COM Radio Network starting Oct 18, Town Hall Meetings, Uncle Sam Honey, White House trying to shut down Fox News, gay rights in San Francisco, nature's remedy, tea partys No Comments »

Do you get butterflies every time you think of Barack Obama? Well, Obamaholics, think David & Goliath as you slander Fox News. www.nytimes.com/2009/10/12/business/media/12fox/html?part…

Freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom only for those who agree with you – it means that the KKK can march through American streets – protected by the loving arms of the ACLU. It means the extremist gay rights crowd can parade through the streets of San Francisco as ‘The Healthy Penis’ – protected by the loving arms of the ACLU. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/cityinsider/detail?entry_id=3576

It means that Acorn flourished, speaking a language known only to those operating this twisted organization, during Obama voter registration – as well as running little ‘hooker and and we won’t tell’ operations on the side, and filtering thousands upon thousands of taxpayer dollars to God only knows where – all protected by the loving arms of the ACLU until two young people made a video exposing their scam. Where was the outrage in the media?

What freedom of speech doesn’t mean is that the whore-a-rama media can slander conservatives by calling them brown shirts, white trash, and rednecks at town hall meetings and tea party demonstrations – not protected by even a squeak from the ACLU. Is there something wrong with this picture? What freedom of speech means in B.O,’s administration is that the anger level is so high over Fox News – who actually reports the news rather than covers it up – that they want to shut it down.  So Obamaholics, think David and Goliath as you slander Fox News because the more you bad mouth them – the higher their ratings go – as in THROUGH THE ROOF! Another thing to remember, never pick a fight with a fighter, i.e. someone who relishes a good, “Put your dukes up.” I love ice hockey and I love to think of Fox News as great ice hockey team whose players love a good fight.

Anita Dunn, the new and rather constipated “I need a Ru Paul make over quick!’, White House Communication Director NOT, exacerbated the tension between the White House and Fox News by stating in an interview on Oct 11, “As they (Fox News) are undertaking a war against Barack Obama and the White House, we don’t need to pretend that this is the way that legitimate news organizations behave.” Oh really? Where was the liberal outcry when George Bush, Sarah Palin and her children were bludgeoned to death on a daily basis by the liberal whore-a-rama media? Where was the outcry then? Obamaholics, think David and Goliath as you slander Fox News because you are aiding and abetting a through the roof ratings bonanza! Slander On!

Remember Rahm Emanuel going on all the networks – night after night whining as he defended Bill Clinton’s tawdry affair in the Oval office with Monica Lewinsky? Personally, I think Rahm and Anita Dunn need to start using ‘Nature’s Remedy’ and purge their systems of all the vitriol that lurks within the bowels of those two. Perhaps that might help. I dunno – sometimes Obamaholics just have that in their genes.

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The Whore-a-Rama media gave 12 days of coverage to Michael Jackson -Why?

July 9th, 2009 AttilaTheHoney Posted in 12 days of media coverage, Barack Obama, Big government, Erkel Gone Wild Obama, God is the only Constant, Media destroys careers, Michael Jackson, Native Americans, Racism in America, Richard Nixon, Sarah Palin, Whore-a-rama media, black slave traders, child molestation, self interest is God No Comments »

The Whore-A-Rama media gave 12 days of coverage to Michael Jackson – Why? www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/chi-oped0709jacksonjul09,0,6884986.story ABC, CBS, NBC devoted 95% of airtime to Michael Jackson despite the House passage of the ‘Cap and Trade’ legislation earlier in the day – not to speak of the death of Farrah Fawcett – both seriously upstaged by Michael Jackson’s death. So the next question becomes: Why? http://www.cultureandmediainstitute.org/articles/2009/20090702160124.aspx. To my way of thinking one word covers them both. Self interest! The Whore-A-Rama media gave 12 days of coverage to Michael Jackson – particularly ABC, CBS, NBC and it showed in their ratings. Also CNN ratings shot up 937 and MSNBC ratings 330%. The network that gave it the least coverage was Fox News – yet their ratings increased 243%.  In short, the Pew Research Center indicated that 64% of people surveyed thought the coverage was excessive despite the fact that 31 million people in this country watched the ongoing hypocritical deifying of Michael Jackson – the same man that not one of his famous friends actually spoke out in his defense in the main stream media , who pounded him day in and day out, during the child molestation trials. The media pronounced him guilty and thus helped to destroy his sad life from that point forward. There was never any conclusive evidence that Michael Jackson did any of the things he was accused of doing – yet the same people who criticize the media for the demonizing of Sarah Palin – bought into the same media acting as judge and jury of Michael Jackson four years ago. And that, my friends, is the power of the Whore-A-Rama media who gave 12 days of coverage to Michael Jackson- Why? They are $10 whores of the worst class and they make and destroy careers. Remember Richard Nixon, a great President whose only mistake was a second rate burglary – hardly worthy of resignation from office when you weigh him against Bill Clinton or Erkel Gone Wild Obama.  If you want an answer to anything – do the research and dig out the facts – but for God’s sake, don’t accept everything you hear from the media or even from a blog. Do the research yourself based upon fact and then come to your own conclusions.

The first reason for this outlandish media coverage was self interest which is another word for power and money. But in my opinion, there is another reason which is the very controversial ‘Cap and Trade’ legislation that our ‘Erkel Gone Wild’ President Barack Obama has pushed for.www.mcalesternews.com/local/local_story_190113640.html Many Americans don’t like this bill and have voiced their discontent so the Whore-A-Rama major networks simply covered for their guy – Erkel O’Bama’s ‘Cap and Trade’ legislation. I doubt if there is one person in either House that ever read this entire major piece of legislation – yet Hee Haw! it’s a done deal! The Whore-A-Rama media gave 12 days of coverage to Michael Jackson – Why? To improve their ratings and to cover up any controversy from the Conservatives and moderate Democrats regarding this bill. Thus the Whore-a-Rama media killed two birds with one stone.

In the past 12 days, we’ve seen the cold reality of life which is self interest first, last and always. If you are one of those misguided individuals who think the government gives a damn about your welfare – well, I guess you think Donald Duck is your best friend too. The entity of big government is made up of people whose own agendas outweigh the common good. Perhaps there are a few well meaning individuals that enter those not so sacred halls with high ideals – but they are few and far between. The more I study history, the more evident it becomes to me that self interest has always been the motivator. When I stop and think about 9.4M – 12M black slaves being sold by African Chieftains to African slave traders for the most part – to the American colonies – it literally makes me sick. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_slave_trade Why is the black agenda still so racially charged?  You know the answer. Self-Interest…the same reason the early Americans destroyed, broke treaties and stole land from the Native Americans. We stole their land and destroyed so much of their beautiful culture – and now we bitch because they own casinos and don’t pay taxes. What goes around comes around.

There is but one Constant in the life of man…but most of us are too busy with our own agendas to ever give Him a thought or throw Him a kiss – or simply thank Him for being our Holy Father.  Cultures that continue in the vein of self interest don’t last for long.

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Obama prepares for debate video (everything he can’t say in public)

October 21st, 2008 AttilaTheHoney Posted in I'm 47 years old, John McCain, McCain and Palin sitting in a tree, Obama, Sarah Palin, alphacat, everything Obama can't say in public, gimme a high five, let's get it poppin, straight talk express No Comments »

Obama prepares for the debate video – everything he can’t say in public. Once again Alphacat hits a home run. Why doesn’t SNL have this guy on? He is better than any comic out there doing Obama skits – and very versatile. He’s also cute —-whoa mama! did I just say that?

Today I needed a prescription refilled but I couldn’t stop staring at the bottle.  The pharmacist looked at me and asked, “Do you have a problem?”  I said, “Yes, it says no refills! Does that mean, why get a refill when I’m about to croak?” He looked at me in a strange way and then said, “Excuse me for one moment”.  I could hear peels of laughter coming from the back of the pharmacy. After 5 minutes or so, he returned, cleared his throat and, stifling a grin, said…”Here’s your refill and make it a great day – matter of fact – have lots of  great days!” I’m still clueless but relieved.

So you make it a great day… have many great days filled with laughter…mainly at ourselves – anything to put a smile on your face.  :D Watching Obama prepares for debate – everything he can’t say in public – should do the trick. Best to ya! ATH

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Sarah Palin visits SNL

October 19th, 2008 AttilaTheHoney Posted in Alec Baldwin told Sarah Palin that she's hotter in person, America's Hottest Govenor, Barack Obama, Be cool, John McCain, Mark Wahlberg spouts off on SNL, McCain, Obama, Peta, Sarah, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin is a good sport, Sarah Palin thinks John McCain was great, Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey, caribou barbie, official press conference, snl, snl said sarah palin is a good sport, unofficial press conference No Comments »

Sarah Palin pays an impromtu visit to SNL and meets her nemesis Tina Fey. She meets Mark Walhberg and Alec Baldwin who, after dising her to Lorne Michaels, says to her “Wow you are hotter in person!” All in all, Sarah Palin visiting SNL shows that she has a good sense of humor and is an exceptionally good sport…which the whole SNL gang agreed upon.

Did I tell you that I joined PETA? Yep i did because I thought they gave away free pizza. Well, some times it’s easy to get a little turned around in an upside down world.

Have a great day and find something to put a smile on your face :D Sarah Palin visits SNL should do it!

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