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Obama, are you the reincarnation of Narcissus? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology)

Some folks believe that when you die, you reincarnate into this world in another form. If they are correct, it’s entirely possible that Obama has secretly passed into another dimension and has reincarnated as Narcissus as they have so much in common. According to mythology, vanity was the bain of Narcissus. He looked into the water and fell in love with his reflection. In Obama’s case, he’s in love with the sound of his voice and his alter ego – the Obama teleprompter. But that, my friends, is where that love affair ends. Barack Obama is madly in love with Barack Obama.  If you started counting the o-so-many weekly addresses, major speeches and hundreds of other public speeches – by all that’s holy, he should have no vocal chords left! www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p+15330369

Obama, are you the reincarnation of Narcissus? Well, this President makes a good case for reincarnation – because who loves Obama more than he loves himself? He has mentioned himself so many times in speeches – I’ve lost count. Why? He loves the sound of his own voice. And because it has a lulling effect on him – he figures it will affect the rest of us the same way. He’ll mesmerize us into getting his way with everything and become the King of the Universe and his inhabitants will be nothing more than somnambulists. He has used the words ‘I’ and ‘me’ combined well over 2000 times and has given more interviews in his first seven months in office than both Bill Clinton and George W.

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Yep! It’s goodbye Chanel #5 and Hello B.O. Having said that, things are looking up from conservative perspectives. I say this because when someone as liberal as Bill Maher criticizes Barack Obama www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-maher/new-rule-float-like-obama_b_284151.html not once but many times on his show, it is a good way to read the liberal Barometer. Oh my, how that pendulum does swing. Mayer  said, “Now I know that right now, I’m supposed to be all re injected with yes we can fever after the big health care speech, and it was a great speech–when Black Elvis gets jiggy with his teleprompter, there is none better. But here’s the thing: Muhammad Ali also had a way with words, but it helped enormously that he could also punch guys in the face…” The blog is titled ‘New Rule: Float Like Obama, Sting Like Ali.’

Bill Maher’s hair always makes me wonder if he died, had an out of body experience and came back wearing James Brown’s old folk’s wig slathered in Dixie Peach! Yep! Goodbye Chanel #5 and hello B.O. And no amount of perfume in this universe can mask the inward foul odor of lying, cheating and power grabbing egotists such as our current President – and all those who surround him.

There are other reasons for conservatives to feel optimistic and they are visible signs of hope. The first being the Independents and Moderate Democrats are waking up – in short, their snoots are growing full of this dysfunctional President’s ‘bait and switch’ approach to issues that affect every aspect of the American people’s lives. Barack Obama is the poster child for mental health reform. The tea parties are a great example of the hope I am referring to.

Liberal journalists are questioning his modis operandi, i.e. his demeanor before being elected and the rhetoric after becoming President, i.e., ‘bait and switch’, pushing to pass life altering legislation that the Democrats haven’t read, don’t understand but are eager to cast their mindless votes for – similar to drowning rats dreaming of that perfect piece of cheese they’ll get in the heaven they think they’ll go to. Recently, in a Salon.Com article, www.freerepublic.com/tag/paglia/index liberal journalist Camille Paglia wrote, “Obama has himself to blame for the Health Care chaos because his aggressive endorsement of a plan that doesn’t exist – that no one has read and the public doesn’t understand is making the White House look more like ‘Cloud Cuckoo Land’- this folks, is coming from LIBERALS.  That is why I’ve still said goodbye to Chanel #5 and Hello B.O. – yet where there is life there is hope.

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OMG Martha! The Hamas family has moved next door. I mean do I go next door and bring them a pie and welcome the to the P.T.A. or what? www.antijihadresistance.com/forumsindex.php?showtopic=21306 No doubt many Americans will be somewhat shocked to hear that our new Erkle Gone Wild President has pulled off another coup in passing H.R. 1388. Although I almost wish I was brain dead while listening to the sheer insanity of the media night after night however in this case – mum was the word – with the exception of a ticker tape at the bottom of the CNN screen.  Yep! our new Holier than Thou President Hussein Obama has funded 20.3M in tax payer dollars to immigrate Hamas refugees to the USA. Thank you soooooooooooooo much because now we’ll not only have Americans out of work but God only knows how many Palestinians with Hamas ties on welfare paid by you and I…as they plot to blow us up! Obama refers to this little act of not transparency as “migration assistance.” www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/para/hamas-funds.htm. This is a done deal and has appeared in the Federal Register on February 4. Sadly, we have a crowd in Washington that’s at Starbucks most of the time or diddling around town when this type legislature passes through in the wee hours of the morning.

Oh my – do I really want to have them over for a game of Canasta? Hummmmmmm I don’t think so. Two of my neighbors just got their pink slip – no more job – no money…yet I’ll be paying for the illegals coming across our borders as well as all the Palestinian’s new homes, health care and food allowances. Don’t you think it’s time Americans start wising up? Look what we have here? While America sleeps – the Demon reaps.

Well, at least he not being taxed for a drink of water!

Here’s the ticket – whether we are brain dead, stupid, smart – whatever – the fact remains that all we have in the long haul is the God within each of us. Yes, this country is probably in the worst shape ever but that doesn’t mean we have to walk around with our tail between our legs in a negative mood – but rather be forever hopeful in the presense of God within ourselves. When I ‘Sit with Sam’ I just marvel at the wonder of this beautiful universe than man tries so hard to pollute with his lust for power. But His world is so overwhelming that my mind can’t possibly comprehend it’s beauty. So, we do what we can to make changes – but keep our spirits always high and forever positive.

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With this current administration, things just aren’t what they appear to be. For example, let’s take having the Obama Colonoscopy up your petuttie. www.coloncancerfoundation.org/?gclid=CJCymL632JsCFdVL5QodxwfA_A

Those who trusted this new administration figure that The Obama Colonoscopy up your petuttie, is simply the first step in what our Proctologist President has promised – change and transparency in government. In order to calm the patient, he tells him that change comes from the petuttie up. He feels that the word ‘petuttie’ is more fitting for a President to say that the other.

The next thing you know – the President brings his main surgical nurse into the office – although not new to the job – her brains are up her petuttie. She scares the living daylights out of the poor unsuspecting patient because she looks downright scary – but still he does what she orders him to do as she speaks to him in a witch like voice. As he is undressing, he asks, “What is your name mam?” and she replies, “Nurse Nasty Pelosi, shut the hell up and sit your ass down. You’ll see Proctologist Obama when he’s damn ready to see you.” This strikes a fear in the poor American, but his heart is still full of hope in all the changes this President has promised…so he dismisses her in his thoughts as just a bad nightmare. After putting on the gown she gave him, he tries to relax and sits down. While waiting, he observes that there are three items on a stand next to the exam table: rubber gloves, a tube of ScrewUJelly and a new HeilBama Beer.

When Proctologist Obama finally comes in with his staff – the poor American says, “Look Doc Proctologist Obama, I’m a little confused cause I’ve never had this exam…It’s like, well, you know -having something shoved up your ass and not knowing what’s going on!” And what’s the meaning of the jelly, gloves and beer? Proctologist Obama tries his best to appear calm as this is being filmed as a video (unbeknown to the patient) that will go up on YouTube…indicating transparency in government. But he loses his cool when he sees the beer and screams at the nurse, “Nurse Nasty – you dimwit gorilla faced broad, don’t you understand the idea of the jelly is to make my programs slide up easily and the gloves are there to insure that nothing bad sticks to me….EVER!” But ALLAH be praised, I wanted to promote the new HeilBama Beer when  and IF I pay a visit to Israel just to give them a heads up as to who is the boss! The Obama Colonoscopy up your petuttie has nothing to do with the HeilBama Beer you moron witch excuse for a human being that I’m STUCK with!”

oh my, I don’t know quite to say about all of this – it’s just so, well you know – yucky! And the patient got screwed royally right up his petuttie! 

Next Sucker please step up in line!

Hey guys! have a great day – even though we’re surrounded by self serving morons – still hold tight to God’s coattail and hold on for dear life.  Wrap his love around you like the wrapping on an eggrolll…It takes away the yucky taste of liberalism and fills your consciousness with positive thoughts rather than dwell on the negative – which in the long haul never helps!

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Yes, I’m absolutely sure of it. Frankenstein has reincarnated as Barney Frank. There are just too many similarities. For instance, note in this old movie how Frankenstein appears to befriend young child actress, Janet Ann Gallow. us.imdb.de/name/nm0303154/bio In this video, Barney Frank aka Frankenstein – ‘appears’ to be a friend of the little child.  We, the American people, are the little child forced into being looked after by Big Government = Barney Frank being the chairman of the Oversight Committee who was “supposed to be looking after OUR money and how it was being spent, i.e. low mortgage rates for home owners through Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac” – instead of becoming the MONSTER who was pivotal in helping to create this economic crisis we find ourselves in today.www.boston.com/bostonglobe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2008/09/28/franks_fingerprints_are_all_over_the_financial_fiasco/

Check out the lower bottom left black and white photo from the 1937 movie “The Bride of Frankenstein“. Note Frankenstein checking out a young guy and compare with the one below of Barney Frank aka Frankenstein checking out some young guy. I hope this didn’t happen when he was ‘married’ to Herb Moses – OMG! Was this the reason they divorced?. Well, this looks mighty like Frankenstein reincarnated as Barney Frank to me.  (I could be wrong but I don’t think so)

Like Barney Frank’s lack of commitment to his country and downright ruthlessness, the story of Frankenstein has spawned horror stories of the same ilk since the 1800s. Someone once said that whatever exists in the imagination – exists in the same life form somewhere else in time -perhaps in some other dimension. Well why not? There are millions of Americans that followed Barack Obama’s Socialist spin, overlooked his anti American upbringing, ignored the anti American friends he hung out with for over twenty years – such as Jeremiah Wright – hailed him as the new Messiah and followed him into the voting booth like sheep running back into a burning barn.

But this I know for sure, there is no horror story worse than a politician abusing the power invested in him by working class Americans and then trying to whitewash himself when the real truth comes out. Like the story of Frankenstein, the repercussions of Barney Frank’s actions will continue to vomit on this once great nation – and not Obama nor anyone else will be able to undo this nightmare. In fact, Obama’s Socialist administration have become major players due to their personal greed, personal agendas and lust for power. Yes! I think Frankenstein has reincarnated as Barney Frank.

Frankenstein aka Barney Frank just kicking up his heels. Hey! a guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do. Well, if nothing else, this should put a smile on your face.

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Deep Thought for the Day: A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. by Rhonda Hansome

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