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Mickey, forget the Oscar! Go buy 10 baby Chihuahuas!

February 23rd, 2009 AttilaTheHoney Posted in Academy Awards 2009, Academy Awards make good door stops, Anthony Hopkins, Marton Brando, Mickey Rourke is a great actor, Mickey Rourke put on 50 lbs of pork to play a has been The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke should have won Best Actor Award, Mickey lost his pet Chihuahua, Paul Muni, Sean Penn won Best Actor award, the Oscar, the loss of a loved one 1 Comment »

Mickey,forget the Oscar! Go buy 10 baby Chihuahuas!

Micky, forget the Oscar and go buy 10 baby Chihuahuas! This has been a bitch of a week for Mickey Rourke as he lost his pet Chihuahua – now he’s lost an award that many thought he’d earned.

Everyone had high hopes that he would win the Best Actor Award for ‘The Wrestler.’  www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1839310,00.html. His awesome performance in this film was reminiscent of the great actors who lost themselves in whatever role they played, i.e., Marlon Brando, Anthony Hopkins, Paul Muni, etc. Few  actors ever achieve that artistic level of greatness. It was Mickey’s performance that helped a ho hum movie win the Golden Lion at the Venice International Film Festival. The buzz in all the Hollywood trade papers was “Will Mickey Rourke win the best actor award?” Why? because he should have won…his performance is just that great. He gained 50 lbs. of pork and made himself totally unrecognizable – his face studded with the scars of war just to play the part of a has been fighter hoping for a last shot at the big time. It was also a big come back for Mickey Rourke as well.

Actually it’s a toss up as to what hurts the most: Micky Rourke losing his pet  Chihuahua or losing the Best Actor award to Sean Penn. Personally I’d use the Academy Award as a door stop – because losing an Oscar is just a shot to the ego – but the loss of a loved one – be they four legged or two, is a loss to the heart. /nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/02/the_oscars_the_complete_winner_1.html?mid=daily-entertainment–yahoo-buzz. What’s the solution? Mickey, forget the Oscar and go buy 10 baby Chihuahuas. The very thought of 10 baby Chihuahuas running around his house puts a smile on my face.  :D

Attila the Honey

Deep thought for the day: Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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Jim Carrey’s CSI spoof on Letterman/video

January 26th, 2009 AttilaTheHoney Posted in Ace Ventura, Anthony Hopkins, CSI spoof, David Caruso, David Caruso looks like an aging Irish elf, Dumb and Dumber, Horatio Caine, Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey on David Letterman, Jim Carrey spoofs David Caruso, Letterman show, The Mask, The Truman Show, blonde joke, multi talented Jim Carrey No Comments »

Jim Carrey’s CSI spoof on Letterman honest to God – makes me laugh out loud. Ever watch David Caruso tilt his head just so and give that certain Horatio Caine “I’ve only got one expression in my whole body and this is it …or better still, “be still female hearts – you might be the one!” Oh please give me a break – that look is more like what a woman’s face looks like in the last throws of labor pains looking at the guy who put her there (I could be wrong but I don’t think so). And Jim Carrey’s CSI spoof on the Letterman show is just so funny.

An actor like David Caruso has a certain life span in show biz…because he only does one thing and only has one expression to do it with. Plus he’s starting to look like aging Irish elf. Jim Carrey on the other hand is multi talented doing his off the wall stchiks but he’s also a seriously good dramatic actor – in the same class as Anthony Hopkins. Don’t think so? Go rent a video and check out his performance in ‘The Truman Show.”

But if you want a good laugh and something to put a smile on your face  – then watch Jim Carrey’s CSI spoof on Letterman. That should do it – :P I need a cup of coffee!

Attila the Honey

Favorite blond: Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.

First blond: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!

Second blonde: Well, you better hurry up. It’s staring to rain and the top is down!

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