"The Attila The Honey Comedy Hour" seven mornings weekly at 10AM Central. We are just like eating peanuts... you just can't get enough! We'll put a smile on your face.

Angelina Jolie is a knife hurling demented lunatic- VIDEO

December 5th, 2008 AttilaTheHoney Posted in Angelina Jolie, Angelina Jolie loves knives, Angie learned knife throwing from Tomb Raider movies, Call Dr. Phil, Find something to put a smile on your face, Match Kate Perry vs Angelina Jolie, angelina needs therapy, angie gave her 6 year old a knife, angie: get help, brad pitt a little nervous when Angie gets mad, kate perry is a 7th degree Kung Fu San Soo black belt, knife hurling demented lunatic No Comments »

Angelina Jolie is a knife hurling demented lunatic. She developed this knife thrill from the “Tomb Raider” movies. Call me crazy but Angie: “is this really a good thing for all the children of the world you’ve adopted to witness? No doubt as they grow older, instead of playing with dolls or video games – they’ just might start trying to out each other with knives.” Recently, she gave her six year old son a knife. hummmmmmmmm not too smart! Time to call Dr. Phil….or better yet – pit Angelina against Kate Perry who is a 7th black belt Kung Fu San Soo. I’d feel totally comfortable with Kate strolling in the worst neighborhood in an alley dressed in some tight & tacky Paris Hilton outfit that screams out “LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW OR I’LL THROW A TANTRUM!!!!! “  Yep! That’s the answer – set that match up on TV and name it: “Kate vs Angelina – Who Gets Killed  First!” If this twisted subject interests you, check out, www.hecklerspray.com/angelina-jolie-is-a-knife-hurling-maniac-apparently/200817741.php.

I remember my grandpa showing me how to carve little dolls out of a piece of wood. Then he’d give me the doll and carefully put his old pocket knife back in his torn denim overalls. I miss my grandpa and those wonderful days in Oklahoma when life was so simple.

Well, find something that puts a smile on your face: Angeliana Jolie is a knife hurling demented lunatic should do it :D

See you tomorrow – please leave me a comment – it helps to hear what you think. Best Attila

AddThis Social Bookmark Button