Attila The Honey

The world’s economy is falling apart and what does Yahoo say is buzzing in the hearts and souls of those trend groupy followers of pop, film, and diving off cliffs naked? If it’s not Oprah getting on her “I’m gonna save the world” high horse by doing yet another show on men beating up women, i.e Are Rihanna and Chris together again? Oprah says, “O Lordy Rihanna, don’t go back! You people are sick. Go see Dr. Phil or Phylis Diller or Phil Silvers but please Rihanna please…for the sake of this show. O LORDY RIHANNA! DON’T GO BACK! (uh, Oprah, she’s already back with the man…)www.yourtango.com/200913616/oprah-show-episode-inspired-rihanna Another insipid topic is how Jessica Simpson, “I’m so hot I want to take myself home” has seriously porked out. She did a concert last night wearing shorts looking much like Daisy Dukes for hippos. www.hecklerspray.com/hooray-jessica-simpson-isnt-quite-as-fat-as-she-used-to-be/200922037.php And if I stand in one more grocery line looking at tabloid covers of Jennifer Aniston crying, feeling jealous, putting a voodoo hex on Angelina Jolie and the latest, O’M'God I’m finally preggers! Hey girl, here’s a news flash, if you love kids so much – you don’t have to be a breeding mare….ADOPT!

Is this country in their right mind? Where is the consciousness of this nation? It’s either in living their lives through virtual reality . i.e., “I have no life of my own”, or in the lives of stars or in some dream like state that truly believes that all their bills, children’s education, mortgages, food and R & R are coming down the road like Ed McMahon arriving at the door with a big MILLION DOLLAR CHECK for the winner of some marketing scheme. So when Oprah asks if Rihanna and Chris are together again? and says, “O Lordy Rihanna don’t go back! Shame on ya’ll for even thinking about such a thing after the man beat you like that. My response is, Shame on you….all you leaders of this nation (not you Oprah – you’re a talk show Queen – not the Secretary of State yet) who are playing with the minds of the vulnerable and beating the hell out of everyone’s life savings!

From my own perspective, I learned a long time ago that the way to be happy is to live in the moment, be happy with my lot in life, work my arse off and laugh a lot. That’s the ticket because to be too involved in the ephemeral schemes of this world and it’s so called leaders is to invite disaster. It’s so easy to be happy. I’m learning to be like the little honey bee sitting on the edge of the honey pot – enjoying the show but ever mindful not to fall in.

Attila the Honey Deep thought for the day by Erma Bombeck: “Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.”

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Angelina Jolie is a knife hurling demented lunatic. She developed this knife thrill from the “Tomb Raider” movies. Call me crazy but Angie: “is this really a good thing for all the children of the world you’ve adopted to witness? No doubt as they grow older, instead of playing with dolls or video games – they’ just might start trying to out each other with knives.” Recently, she gave her six year old son a knife. hummmmmmmmm not too smart! Time to call Dr. Phil….or better yet – pit Angelina against Kate Perry who is a 7th black belt Kung Fu San Soo. I’d feel totally comfortable with Kate strolling in the worst neighborhood in an alley dressed in some tight & tacky Paris Hilton outfit that screams out “LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW OR I’LL THROW A TANTRUM!!!!! “  Yep! That’s the answer – set that match up on TV and name it: “Kate vs Angelina – Who Gets Killed  First!” If this twisted subject interests you, check out, www.hecklerspray.com/angelina-jolie-is-a-knife-hurling-maniac-apparently/200817741.php.

I remember my grandpa showing me how to carve little dolls out of a piece of wood. Then he’d give me the doll and carefully put his old pocket knife back in his torn denim overalls. I miss my grandpa and those wonderful days in Oklahoma when life was so simple.

Well, find something that puts a smile on your face: Angeliana Jolie is a knife hurling demented lunatic should do it

See you tomorrow – please leave me a comment – it helps to hear what you think. Best Attila

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It’s Angelina Jolie beautiful woman Thursday. Angelina, now married to Brad Pitt, is the object of a tell all article in December Vogue magazine. One of the chief topics of discussions – and then some -is the hurt & betrayal that Jennifer Aniston felt when Jolie discussed to the tabloids all the intimate details of their affair during the filming of Mr. & Mrs. Smith because Brad was still married to Jen. I wonder which woman men would rather marry – should there be a poll. Angelina or Jennifer?

Today Lard Ass the Great was really feeling his oats after his birthday party yesterday. As I was making breakfast, he said to me, “Women like to think they have PMS but that’s because Mad Cow disease was already taken!” Not wanting to listen to an hour long dissertation on women, I held my tongue but thought – “That’s right and you have it!” By the way, Lard Ass the Great, is a smoker (yuk!) and I found this great page on http://www.podcastplayhouse.net/mr-hakk-n-koff.php where they post very funny anti smoking videos and Mr. Hakk N Koff – cheerleader for Big Tobacco answers each comment.  Just for a laugh – check it out!

It’s good to laugh – particularly at oneself. Always find something to put a smile on your face I think that It’s Angelina Jolie beautiful woman Thursday should do the trick!

Attila favorite motto:  Your attitude is your altitude – how high are you?

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According to genealogy experts in the U.S, Barack Obama is of Hollywood ancestry and a cousin of Brat Pitt.  Sarah Palin is related to Princess Di and the 9th cousin of Franklin Delano Roosevelt. This isn’t trash tabloid hype but was posted on the Scientific American site which is pretty much on target. So Brad should inform the Obama family that the Brangelina clan will require a lot of bunk beds to accommodate their 500 kids for sleep overs in the White House if Obama wins or when they just have small family get-togethers.

As for Sarah – even if I lost, I’d start wearing a crown everywhere I went – to bed, hunting moose, presiding over the Alaskan government, etc. (I have always wanted to wear a crown.)

And while I’m on this subject, another reason I shouldn’t blog is that I simply can’t be trusted as I lied about my age on My Space and Facebook. Scout’s honor, I’m gonna turn over a new leaf and let it all hang out – figuratively not literally!

ok – I’ll see you guys tomorrow…now chin up! have a great day and find something to put a smile on your face

Favorite motto:  Your attitude is your altitude. How high are you?

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Brangelina Babies Almost Out! Imagine someone living in outer Mongolia having that headline read to them. The question would be: Getting out? Getting out of where? Prison? The truth is that in the year 2007, the stats indicated that 134 million babies were born worldwide which equates to 255 babies born each minute.

Well, if nothing else it certainly proves that one thing mankind knows how to do – isn’t fiddling their lives away but rather diddling their lives away. Women the world over are having babies and, in most countries, they have them at home without much fanfare. However if you are a media star – hospital wings are cleared out for the famous babies to make their entrance into the world. Let’s all agree that Angelia Jolie and Brad Pitt are a gorgeous looking couple but they leave a string of broken vows behind them. It makes one wonder if any family can be built upon broken promises and heartache. How do you teach kids to honor commitments when the parents don’t honor their own vows? Shouldn’t we teach our kids by the example we set before them or by words. Hey! I’m not judging anyone – I’m just asking a question.

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