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Finally, Obama ‘Sir Change-a-Lot’ in shining armor has risen. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition because the American public grew to hate George W. spectator.org/archives/2009/01/14/george-w-bush-winner They blamed global warming on George W. The farmers blamed their bad crops on George W., women blamed George W. when their husbands ran for Viagra, black people (oh, excuse me – I should have said, ‘People of Color’) blamed George W. for between 9.4 and 14M black Africans who were sold as slaves primarily by black African slave traders and sold to the colonies generations ago/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_slave_trade, George W. was blamed for the high divorce rate, the whole world hated George W. because well – they didn’t quite know why – they just knew they hated him for having been elected to serve two terms as President of the United States during very troubled times. The media hated George W. the most for keeping this country safe for 8 years since 9/11. Why? Because bad news is big business…and keeping Americans safe on American soil just didn’t cut it for papers like the New York Times who feeds on dishing out national secrets and counting the heads of dead Americans. Perhaps that’s one of the reasons their circulation is at the bottom of the barrel. But hey! We aren’t suppose to question our new Socialist Messiah. Obama ‘Sir Change-a-Lot’ in shining armor has risen and when he rose – he passed laws cloaked in poison – when he had promised transparency and truthfulness in government.  He pushed laws through by a Congress so ignorant in their adoration of this dysfunctional President – that they pass these laws without reading what they said -and worse yet – the Obama administration never explains to the public what these laws mean in common sense language, how these laws will affect their lives and then – have enough respect for the people who are paying their salaries and lifetime perks – to get some type heads up from those American people before taking a final vote. These laws are profound in their defiance of everything the Founding Fathers wrote and stood for.

But Praise God, Obama ‘Sir Change-a-Lot’ in shining armor has risen and he knows in his soul that he is the reincarnation of not only the great Knights of old but also Abraham Lincoln and maybe even the Jesus Christ.

Well, those are mighty big shoes to fill but it’s clear from his actions that Obama ‘Sir Change-a-Lot’ in shining armor has risen. All those that George W. coined as the evil empire are now in Sir Change-a-Lot’s ‘Can’t we all get along‘ Infamy Hall of Fame. Perhaps the photo below is proof enough of Sir Change-a-Lot’s ‘turn the other cheek’ love that is omnipresent, omniscient, and just downright Omnipotent – Let’s all praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. He has risen!

Now isn’t this a cozy photo op? What does it matter that Iran hates America and would love to have that destroyed trophy on it’s wall! littlegreenfootballs.com/article/34050_Ahmadinejad_Mocks_Obamas_Change_Slogan

Every night before Sir Change-a-Lot in shining armor retires – when he finally gets that heavy metal off his back, he kneels in a guarded room made private only to him in order to secure both the Christian and the Muslim votes. www.bible.ca/islam/islam-history.htm. In this secret of all secret rooms, he had a bust made of conjoined twins. One twin is Jesus Christ and the other is Muhammad. He blindfolds himself and says, “What would Jesus do?” Now being a rather impatient and highly arrogant ruler, he figures that since he gave Jesus two minutes to answer and got nothing but silence, he then says “Allah be praised…this is your game man – now what the hell do you want me to do?”

Attila the Honey

Join me on Saturday nights where I host GrizzlyGroundSwellRadio’s The Attila the Honey show. It’s fun! It’s topical! I’m a Grizzly Conservative in high heels! Time 7 – 8 central 8 – 9 est. Guest call in # 646 915 9997. There is the added bonus of my Uncle Sam Honey (86) who’ll play his guitar and sing. Liberals most welcome to our Saturday night free for all.

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Fearless Fosdick Crime fighter

We need ‘Fearless Fosdick’ to head the C.I.A. Fearless Fosdick was one many of Al Capp’s great and fearless crime fighters as well as other great characters of the 1940s comic strips. http://www.toonopedia.com/fosdick.ht Either way, with Fearless Fosdick, at least we’d have the real deal in office instead of what we have now. O.K. so you’re stuck on Leon Panetta – then how about making Fearless Fosdick head of Homeland Security? I’d personally feel a lot safer!

Al Capp’s Dick Tracy, ace crime fighter, was one of the most violent of all comic strips of it’s era.  While Tracy got shot from time to time, Fearless Fosdick, after a gun battle, only sported flesh wounds, which of course went straight through his body – killing the bad guys but Fosdick remaining…well, just Fosdick. WE NEED FEARLESS FOSDICK TO HEAD THE C.I.A! What this country needs is a Fearless Fosdick…not a President singing, “Can’t we all get along?” to a world that is using the America people and it’s President like a dog uses a fire hydrant. Right now President Obama is in the honeymoon stage of his Presidency. blogs.wsj.com/obama-100-days/ But honeymoons don’t last forever.

Obama’s first 100 days are not unlike another of Al Capp’s great character’s, B.O. Plenty. www.angelfire.com/art/dtstrip/boplenty.html Poor B.O. – he was just a backwoods hillbilly who had no ethics. He discovered a fugitive called Breathless Mahoney and permitted her to hide from the police for a small fee. Later, after being almost poisoned to death by Breathless, B.O choked Breathless, stole her ill-gotten fortune, that was then found by Itchy and Mrs. Mahoney. They stole the fortune and poor B.O. was left to die in the city sewers. Then like magic, he reappears as Diet Smith’s handyman and saves the millionaire’s life after he was shot by the traitorous Irma. B.O’s reward was Sunny Dell Acres to live on and in late 1946, he met and married Gravel Gertie. The two had a beautiful daughter named Sparkle Plenty. 

The first 100 days of the Obama administration sound much like this comic strip…especially the last and best part concerning B.O. Plenty who was famous for his Kickapoo Joy Juice. He’d throw everything from shoes, liquids of any kind, anything and everything he could put his hands on, and chuck it all into a big pot and cook over an open fire outside. This was the be all and end all of liquor. He made this brew with his two cave dwelling buddies, Lonesome Polecat and Hairless Joe…the ingredients being both mysterious and all-encompassing. When the brew needed a little more zip – they just kept throwing in more and more until it appeared and tasted like Magical Joy Juice. That’s what President Obama has done with his first 100 days in office – he’s thrown everything and anything into the political pot – then prays that, out of this quagmire of insanity, something will stick…not unlike playing  Russian Roulette with the American peoples lives and money.

If it were up to me, I’d set Leon Panetta up on a nice island somewhere and then say “WE NEED FEARLESS FOSDICK to head the C.I.A.” Case Closed! (well, at least in my dreams)

Attila the Honey

Deep thought for the day: If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? by Abraham Lincoln

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The greatest play in baseball was made on April 25, 1976 at Dodger Stadium in the 4th inning when two malcontents ran onto center field and tried to burn the American flag. www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/22/AR2006042201389.html

Rick Monday, playing center field for the Chicago Cubs, immediately bolted towards the two, grabbed the flag and became America’s hero. Tommy Lasorda, who was still third base coach for the Dodgers – one year later to become the manager from 1976 -1996 – was also on the way to the flag burners. Yep, that moment was the greatest play in baseball. www.springerlink.com/content/c0777u82q3m10020/. Dodger Stadium became quiet for a moment – then suddenly everyone in that stadium stood up and began singing ‘God Bless America.’ It mattered not what political party they belonged to or whether they were Dodgers or Chicago Cubs fans – they were Americans first and the idea of that symbol of freedom being desecrated in such a manner was simply not acceptable.

What has happened to this once great nation? Where is that binding ingredient that always kept us together – through the worst of times? I don’t see it now.  Sadly, those in power are in the process of eliminating many of our freedoms – but only those freedoms that run contrary to their own agendas.  What has happened to a nation that permits the KKK to march through the streets of anywhere U.S.A, protected by the ACLU (who else?) but main stream Americans can’t have Tea Partys or say Merry Christmas without being labeled either politically incorrect or just crazy lunatics? Who is protecting their right to free speech? The present administration should study this video and take a long hard look at a grass roots wildfire spreading  – called American Tea Partys. Perhaps they should read the ‘Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire’ and see what happened in that neck of the woods.

Well – if you want a huge smile put on your face, check out the greatest play in baseball when Rick Monday saved the American flag from being burned.  You know, I think I’m going to take a bike ride, eat 2 Klondike bars and just sing for a couple of miles…that’s a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon and let my neighbors know once and for all that yes! – there is a crazy lady who lives up the road!  

Attila the Honey

Deep Thought for the Day: Important principles may, and must, be inflexible. Abraham Lincoln

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The Young President rides the train to DC for inaugural kickoff. President Elect Barack Obama rolled into the Washington DC Saturday night after committing to bring the nation a new Declaration of Independence. He retraced the steps that Abraham Lincoln took by taking the symbolic day long train ride from Philadelphia to DC. The American people’s level of excitement over Obama’s appeals to “not allow our easy instincts but to our better angels” guide us – were echos of Lincoln’s first inaugural address. Then, sobered by the challenges of governing, Joe Biden, the Vice President, made the remark, “I think it’s Wednesday we need to be ready.”

The highest percentage of Americans wish him well – even knowing that he has little experience in government and enormous challenges that await him. Yet, man’s dreams override the reality and, at this juncture , it is the dream of a better future that is taking precedence over the reality of a young President whom we know little about and who has no experience in governing. Americans just like him – and for the moment, it appears that is enough. I think this young President and his family riding the train to DC for the inaugural kickoff is putting a smile on America’s face… something we all need.

Good luck Mr. President

Attila the Honey

Zen Sarcasms: Never test the water with both feet

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