Michael Phelps, where did you buy that bong or, better still, let’s talk about the double standards of behavior in this society. Where does the condemnation of bad behavior begin and acceptability begin i.e., double standards shown to Wall Street and government officials. www.alleyinsider.com/2009/2/michael-phelps-pot-smoking-pics-grip-world?src=buzz Olympic Champion Michael Phelps, record winner of eight gold medals in swimming has his arse in a crack according to a report by the British tabloid News of the World. The photo showed Michael smoking from a bong, a water pipe normally used for smoking pot. Enquiring Minds Want to Know: Michael Phelps, where did you buy that bong? Personally, I like to get one and put Vicks Vapor Rub in it when I have a cold! (don’t laugh it works)
For instance, let’s take our newly elected President Obama and his cabinet problems in the first week of his Presidency.http://news.aol.com/political-machine/category/healthcare/His key cabinets choices are steeped in controversy, i.e.,Treasury Secretary designate Timothy Geithner failed to pay his taxes while an employee of the IMF. He has begged forgiveness, blubbering that he just “goofed”. He will probably get a pass and be our new Treasury Secretary. Eric Holder, Attorney General designate is tied to several problems, i.e. from ordering the raid on Elian Gonzalez to using backdoor, secretive processes to issue a pardon to a fugitive millionaire whose family was donating millions to President Clinton’s campaign. No doubt he’ll get a pass as well. And last but not least is Tom Dashle, President Obama’s designate for Secretary of Health and Human Services – the latest to embarrass the new President by not informing anyone ( like the President of the United States – whoops!) that he had to pay $140,000 in back taxes (for the period of 2005 – 2007) and interest to cover a luxury car and driver, unreported consulting income and unwarranted charitable deductions – none of which he reported as income. But guess what? He’ll get a pass and be our new Secretary of Health and Human Services. How can we teach our children to obey the laws when government officials (Republican and Democrats alike) break them right and left – and get a pass.
Ok – so let’s all jump in and just beat the hell out of Michael Phelps for being a real jerk and take away all his endorsements and load up on all the possible bad press imaginable but let’s forgive and forget all the old guys in both parties that cheat and steal and get a pass. Man I seriously need a Frappachino at Starbucks… and try to sort out why some are stigmatized and treated like lepers and others go on with their lives like Mother Theresa. So just thinking of asking Michael Phelps where’d you buy that bong puts a smile on my face. Frankly Michael – ‘i’D JUST LIKE TO TRY YOU IN THE COURT OF STUPID IDIOTS AND TAKE AWAY YOUR CAR, GIRLFRIENDS AND X-BOX FOR A YEAR!
Attila the Honey
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