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Men’s Sex Drive: Hey! are you awake? – Video

March 25th, 2009 AttilaTheHoney Posted in Come here baby, Lorena Bobbit, Mark Gungor, Mr. Ed, Pew Internet, a humorous explanation of man's sex drive, are you awake?, how to be a WOW MAN, men are strange, men's sex drive, testosterone, woman, women don't understand how this works Comments Off

Men’s sex drives: Hey! are you awake? – is one funny video about that particular body part I’ll refer to as “Mr. Ed.”  Honestly, I don’t quite understand the actual mechanics of what God was thinking when he put men together.  www.plentyoffish.com/member11213105.htm With all due respect, “Mr. Ed” seems to just take on a life of it’s own and has little if no concern for it’s owner.  It’s not like the man can order it around like you would a child. They can’t say, “Behave yourself or no dinner!” or “Go to your room” or ” Keep this up and no TV or a week!” No threats work with “Mr. Ed”. Why? Because “Mr. Ed” is attached to the body of a man and “Mr. Ed” doesn’t have ears! That is the real problem: “MR. ED” DOESN’T HAVE EARS! I wouldn’t like it if say…my mouth just took on a life of it’s own and wouldn’t shut up! This is a good analogy because both “quirks” could be quite embarrassing say…at church or a christening or even at a family get together or, God forbid, an inauguration! So women should have much compassion for this problem that men have.

Personally, I’m happy to be a woman because I don’t understand men’s sex drives: Hey! are you awake? “Uh yeah and Hey! I’m going downstairs to make breakfast…toodlededo! www.plentyoffish.com/member11213105.htm There was a recent report from Pew Internet (I wonder if Pew stands for P.U…just a thought) and the bottom line in this article was that both men and women have different motivations for doing what they do on the Internet and in American life, i.e. women view the internet as a place to extend, support, and nurture relationships and communities. Men, on the other hand, view the Internet as an office, a library or a playground – and screw the community because the internet is about function and not family. Men also view the internet as a place where, “Mr. Ed” likes to go and look at “stuff.”  So what can the poor man do? He’s at the mercy of “Mr. Ed:.

Well, poor things – I like being a woman and in command of my body because…O M’God, I just had another thought…there’s a lot of Lorena Bobbits out there and I’m wondering why some smart manufacturer doesn’t come up with some type “thing a mu jigger” to protect such untimely occurrences. Well, all of this is rather distressing to men I’m sure – but it’s not unlike what’s happening in Congress today. It’s like “Mr. Ed” standing at attention, saluting itself and no one has any control over what Congress does. So if you want a big smile on your face, check out Men’s Sex Drive: Hey! are you awake? :D

Attila the Honey

Deep thought for the Day: Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.

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