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Jessica Simpson, you’ve given Mom Jeans a bad name – Video

January 29th, 2009 AttilaTheHoney Posted in 7 for all mankind, 99.9 Annual Kiss Country Chili Cookoff, Fashionable Moms, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson has given Mom Jeans a bad name, Jessica has porked out and has cleavage like giant watermelons, Jessica wore Moms Jeans at 99.9 Kiss Country, Kiss Country annual chili cook off in Florida, True Religion, mom doesn't deserve to be insulted No Comments »

Jessica Simpson, you’ve given Mom Jeans a bad name….or so all the blog fashion mavens are saying. Frankly, I’d rather watch my dog sing Happy Birthday  – he howls this song and is never flat – than listen to Jessica Simpson sing anything. But she’s taken a real hit for the way she looked performing at the Kiss Country 24th annual Chili Cook Off in Florida looking much like a full page ad for “Big Girls Don’t Cry.” magazine.www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Jessica-Simpson-is-NOT-Fat/2061.html

On a personal note, I say what’s wrong with her size and why all buzz?  Why all the cruel blogs regarding poor Jessica Simpson has given Mom jeans a bad name.www.trendhunter.com/trends/jessica-simpson-fat.

Frankly, I’m a little bored by all the upscale brands of jeans for “fashionable women” i.e., True Religion, 7 for all Mankind, etc. What’s wrong with the old time Levi Jeans? I’m into more the Annie Hall look and wear my husbands old Levis with paint stains and suspenders, fedora and long military coat ….but getting back to Jessica, she’s brought all of this upon herself by marketing her body as a sex goddess and coming close to porn in her publicity. Now those hooters appear more like over ripe watermelons sitting on a Teflon Baking Pot. I like a well dressed big broad…one who has a great sense of herself and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. But Jessica Simpson isn’t that type lady…and she will benefit greatly by laying off the Little Debbies.

If you want to put a smile on your face, check out 99.9 Kiss Country Annual Kiss Country Chili Cook Off in Florida – and watch the once little songbird Jessica Simpson. Just don’t sit there clucking and say Jessica Simpson you’re giving Mom Jeans a bad name.  :D

No time for a quote today – Attila the Honey is running for the Little Debbie and a giant Coke!

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