There are 9 reasons why you should play golf and one reason NOT to play golf that I really need to get out of my system ‘GOLF IS MORE BORING TO ME THAN WATCHING PAINT DRY!’ O.K., I’ve said it and no doubt have irritated all the golfers who read this including my hubby “Lard Arse the I could burn up in the sun all day just waiting for that little ball to roll into that hole!” (actually I think they call it ‘putting’) I say, just walk over, pick up the ball and PUT THE DAMN THING IN! ( that always goes down well.)
Golf is one of the most popular sports on earth. wiki.answers.com/Q/How_popular_is_the_sport_of_golf I mean just think about it for a minute – This stick and ball business called golf might have begun with cavemen beating the ground with sticks. The caveman wife probably said, “Man! What the hell are you doing? We’re hungry – go get dinner!” He probably just looked up at her, shook his stick at her and continued beating the ground saying, “Gahl, Gahl, Gahl…..GALPH.…and now that one word has morphed into Golf. I mean it could have happened that way. But all of these graphics shown are serious 9 reasons why you should play golf.
Ok…so they get into a few fights, loose their teeth but – I have to admit ice hockey is one of my favorite sports.
Ouch! This really makes the case for the 9 reasons you should play golf.ezinearticles.com/?Most-Popular-Sports-Around-The-World&id=55118 OMG! I’ve seen bullfights in Madrid and I can tell you this: If I ever saw one of those bulls running in my direction, it would be golf here I come! This is one beautiful but unbelievably brutal sport for man and beast alike. I could never watch the fat picador come in on an old horse and watch the bull run towards the horse and ram it’s underbelly with their horns. To be honest, I was always one of those whuzzy Americans that closed their eyes when the bull was killed or the matador seriously hurt. www.travelpod.com/travel-blog-entries/thesaxman/europe06/1146059040/tpod.html.
This is another of my favorite sports – horse racing and anything to do with horses. I love horses. So maybe this is one of the 9 reasons why you should play golf – but not for me. I love to ride horseback in the early morning hours.
OMG! Did I say there are 9 reasons why you should to play golf? Well, not on this golf course.
Attila the Honey
Deep thought for the Day: If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. by Erma Bombeck
