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Kate Perry’s Hot N’Cold Video

November 29th, 2008 AttilaTheHoney Posted in "terrible teens", 7th degree black belt, Hot N' Cold, Kate Perry, Kate does tai chi, Kung Fu San Soo, Little League, her true love is Nate, labor pains, lives in San Francisco, menstral period No Comments »

Kate Perry’s Hot N’Cold new release is wildly creative, fun and has the usual Kate touches, i.e. “I’ll beat the effin crap out of you if you mess with me.” The big difference in Kate and other Pop Porn stars is that not only does she mean it – but she can do it!. She has a 7th degree black belt in Kung Fu San Soo and owns more weapons than can be imagined – including several swords.

I wished I’d had a 7th ( even a 6,5,4,3,2,1) degree black belt in Kung Fu San Soo raising my boys in their “terrible teens” when their hormones were raging like wildfire. My life would have gone like this: “Joey, i told you to be home by 12:00 – it’s now 3 am!” ….then having to listen to this type drivel, “Well mom, my radiator hose broke or I found a half dead man that was hit by a car and I had to rush him to the hospital! ” But with a 7th degree black belt 1) all three boys would have been home at exactly the moment the clock struck 12:00 – and smiling! 2) If they weren’t,  all I would have to do is give “the look” and a minor chop! Bingo! case made – never happens again and Mom is the winner. My hubby, Lard Ass the “Second Coming” just looked over my shoulder and said, “My! violence is never an option in parenting!” O give me a break…just once I’d like a man to experience 1) the mouth of teenagers 2) a menstral period  and still have to sit through Little League3) labor pains! Case made!!!

Hey have a great day – keep your spirits up no matter what hits the fan and find something to put a smile on your face like Kate Perry’s Hot N’Cold Video. :D

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