Britney Spears is the top heater in the 2008 USA Today poll. The yardstick for this poll is which tabloid king or queen has the top exposure in print and online entertainment news outlets. Everyone had Britney written off as Ms Psyche Ward Homing Coming Queen but here she is again – No 1 on the list. The release of Circus and her two stints in rehab, custody battles, etc helped to put her on top for the second year in a row. Man! what a price to pay to be No 1. The second place winner went to Angelina Jolie – who just had twins ABC and XYZ or whatever their names are - to be followed by Brad “let’s have at least 20 more kids” Pitt and fourth place went to America’s sweetheart Jennifer Aniston…(Jen you won’t be the girl next door much longer if your clothes keep dropping off.)
Is this titillating your brains out of your head? Hummmmmm I’m running for some Motrin but here’s the good news. Paris Hilton didn’t make the list nor did Anna Nicole Smith (for obvious reasons.) Well, there you have it. Britney Spears is top heater in the USA Today poll so eat your heart out Angelina, Brad and Jennifer. I’m missing my fav, Kate Perry…why wasn’t she on the list? She kissed a girl, she plays with knives, she’s a little whacked out but a big talent. Kate – get with it! I doubt if she gives a …well, you know what I mean.
Hey, find something to put a smile on your face. Just thinking of all the Hollywood tears being shed because they didn’t make “the list” and ole Britney Spears once again being the top heater in the USA Today poll puts a smile on mine. (does that make me a bitch to say that?) 
Favorite thing to remember: Your attitude is your altitude. How high are you?
