Americans show solidarity by wearing Obama Inauguration Pants is the clarion call for the change that President elect Obama has promised this nation. directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/01/inauguration-porta-potty-shortage-obama.html
Now what Obama eats for breakfast is of International concern for sure. But from where I sit, the real concern for Inauguration Day is…ok, I’m just going to say it – “I HAVE TO PEE!” There will be 5000 porta-potties available on the National Mall on January 20….not quite enough to handle the amount of poo on that historical day. The National Park Service says there should be a toilet for every 300 people (did I hear that right?) which would mean the Mall will be able to accommodate 1.5 million people and twice that amount are expected.
There is a solution to this dilemma. A solution which smacks of the American pioneer spirit of yesteryear, which is to get the job done ourselves – rather than waiting on government to bail us out. Well, what might that be you ask? AMERICANS SHOW SOLIDARITY BY WEARING OBAMA INAUGURATION PANTS a la Depends on Tuesday, January 20. In this way each person takes their own bull by the horns (metaphorically speaking) and doesn’t experience unnecessary stress. What Obama eats for breakfast is naturally of International concern, but Americans show solidarity by wearing Obama Inauguration Pants a la Depends on January 20th is a clarion call for the change President elect Obama has promised.
Attila the Honey
Old Joke: The meanest little girl in the world was the one who locked the door to the bathroom at her father’s beer party. 
