OMG! A five minute chocolate cake. Just thinking of this makes my heart beat wildly. My friend James emailed this to me and I knew this would be the defining moment to lose my addiction to Klondike bars. My hubby, “Lard Arse I just can’t get enough sweets but my Cholesterol Nazi won’t let me have anything I like” would go nuts if he saw this but guess what? He won’t! Why? because I will have eaten it before he has a chance to even think about it. And don’t feel sorry for him either as I make him meals fit for a King (who just isn’t allowed to eat what he wants!)
OMG! A five minute chocolate cake. This is the best thing since….hum,,,…Lard Arse did buy me two boxes of Klondike bars yesterday – knowing in advance that he can’t eat. I really do have the sweetest husband on earth. But there was a “leetle” price tag on his gift. What was it you ask? I have to clean the juicer after he makes his bitter melon juice for his horrible Cholesterol condition.
OMG! A five minute chocolate mug cake that will put on the pounds if you have a weight concern which I do as I need to add about 5 more lbs. But I’ve put substitute ingredients below that won’t change the taste and will also lower the calories. James, you should make this – it isn’t brain surgery and since you are the guilty party in all this – you are most definitely obligated to make.
Recipe for 5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake ( subs are for those that don’t want to put on more weight)
4 Tablespoons flour
4 Tablespoons sugar ( substitute Splenda)
2 Tablespoons cocoa
Combine 3 Tablespoons of milk (use organic no fat milk)
3 Tablespoons of oil (sesame oil very good)
3 Tablespoons of chocolate chips ( optional and don’t really need unless you are a chocolate freak!)
1 tsp vanilla
1 large coffee mug (micro safe please!)
Pour in milk and oil with the other dry ingredients and mix. Add the chocolate chips and vanilla extract last and mix again. Then I would spray the inside of the mug with Pam. (Guys, that’s not a girl, it’s a liquid spray to keep this mix from not sticking!)
NOW GET THIS: Put the mug in the microwave and cook for only 3 minutes at 1000 watts. The cake will rise over the top of the mug so if any of you guys want to make and are spooked by this – not to worry. As Martha Stewart would say, “It’s a good thing.” Take your 5 minute chocolate mug cake out of the microwave and allow to cool on a rack. You can eat out of the mug (I wouldn’t but Lard Arse would if he could) Best thing to do, once it’s cool, is to turn over on a plate and serve with guess what? A KLONDIKE BAR! HAHAHAHAH! YEP WORKS FOR ME! Add a dollop of ice cream also sounds yummy.
You know, why can’t our lives be as simple as something like this? Why do we have to complicate everything and make everything brain surgery? This is what I don’t like about the new administration, it’s like we’ve been sedated, lobotomized and don’t know what the hell these people are up to. What happened to transparency in government? How did I get off on this with OMG! A five minute chocolate mug cake?
Have a great day and this will put a smile on your face 
Attila the Honey
Deep Thought for the Day: “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. By Mark Twain
