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The Ballad of Nancy Pelosi – Video

May 27th, 2009 AttilaTheHoney Posted in 401 K, 401K, American Samoan workers, Bill Mahr, Botox Nancy, Botox Nancy Pelosi, Britney Spears, C.I.A., Congressional Madam, Del Monte, DelMonte big contributor to her campaign, DelMonte owns Starkist, Erma Bombeck, Get Grizzly, Hollywood left, Jon Stewart, Leon Panetta, MSNBC, Mother Theresa, Nancy Pelosi, Obama, President Obama, StarKist Tuna, Stephen Colbert, husband owns milllions of stock in Starkist, knows where bodies are buried, minimum wage increase, snl, windfall tax on retirement funds Comments Off

The Ballad of Nancy Pelosi is installment one of many. It’s like the bad gift that keeps on giving. What to say of this Congressional Botox Madam who could scare the hair off a Grizzly Bear taking a snooze in a forest.  If hunters were in the forest that day they’d say, “Hell Bubba, don’t get Grizzly – get that crazy broad and we’ll sell her to the circus.” I think she’ll survive the CIA debacle because she knows where all the bodies are buried – metaphorically speaking of course. Another reason I believe she’ll survive is that Obama can take his usual “I’m above all this pettiness” and have someone else (like Leon Panetta) give her a good bitch slap.www.slate.com/id/2218392/

Dig deep into her background, her associates and what you’ll find doesn’t look like the Mother Theresa of Politics that she wants the public to perceive her to be – more like Grendel’s Mother. Whoops! My apologies to Grendel. Here’s another irritant to set your hair on fire. She wants a windfall tax on retirement incomes. aronyou.com/forumsindex.php?topic=337.0ndfall In other words, the government will tax what you have made by investing toward your retirement. Man! with friends like this -who needs enemies?  Yep! Nasty Pelosi wants to put a windfall tax on all stock market profits (including retirement funds, 401K and Mutual Funds!) Alas, it is true – all to help the 12 million illegal immigrants and other unemployed minorities! Says Nasty P. “We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income in our country and, at the same time, limiting the amount the rich can invest.” (does this sound like Marx or what?) I’m sure the American Samoan workers at Del Monte would love to hear the Ballad of Nancy Pelosi. What it all boils down to is this: The Obama administration wants to lower your retirement and just give it out – like throwing bread to the pigeons in Central Park – THEY WANT TO GIVE WHAT YOU HAVE WORKED AND SAVED FOR – TO OTHERS WHO HAVE NOT WORKED AS YOU HAVE (if they’ve worked at all)  FOR THE LITTLE YOU HAVE LEFT! GOT IT? THAT’S WHAT THIS CROWD IS DOING.

What is happening in America? How did we become such a nation of whiners? What has happened to American grit? And worst of all – Obama can stand aloof by having the Jon Stewarts, Bill Mahr, MSNBC, Stephen Colbert, SNL, and all the Hollywood lefties do his dirty work of bashing conservatives while he coos his song of bringing this nation together in a non partisan manner. Really? If so, why the tea parties?

I’m just so pissed off now – I need to go cuddle with my hubby. Lard Arse has such a gentle but strong demeanor as opposed to my rather wild side. He’s offered to take me to the shore and sit in an isolated spot and watch the tide come rolling in this evening. He said I can eat all the Klondike Bars I want. He also said he loves all my laugh lines.

If you want a new dart board, please feel free to put my graphic of The Ballad of Nancy Pelosi into photo shop, blow it up and use it regularly. You most assuredly have my permission! That should put a smile on your face  :D    So, Get out there and take a walk, ride a horse, walk the dog – just clear out your brain for a little while – that is until you watch the evening news showing all the great “so called” changes being made by the new Messiah, “DorothyOrama from the Land of Oz and his little dog Toto”

Attila the Honey

Deep Thought for the Day: Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.  Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. by Mark Twain

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