40 Year Old Virgin actor & comic, Shelley Malil, is in jail for attempted murder charges after stabbing more than 20 times – Kendra Beebe – a 35 year old mother of 2 children. When I first read that, I thought man! why didn’t he just get laid? Then I realized that was the title of a movie! I mean go figure! Am I out of it or what?
Let the record clearly state that Shelley Malil is not celibate. He’s just another out of control nut cake that could have used a 20 mg Valium to chill out or better still – watch Home Shopping Network whenever he felt the urge to stab someone 20 times. Just shoot the damn television set, chuck it in the dumpster and buy another one! Lot cheaper than the price he’ll now pay. OK – so I’m not Dr. Phil ( I’m better!) but I can tell you this. Everytime I even hear the music from old “Jeopardy” reruns, it makes me want to run for Grandpa’s shotgun and do the needful. Just thinking of that act brings comfort to my heart and I don’t have any desire to commit a violent act. See where I’m going with this?
I think his trips to Starbucks are over.
