DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — The 2008 Sprint Cup Series schedule was announced Wednesday, a 36-race slate that kicks off with the 50th running of the Daytona 500 on Sunday, Feb. 17 at Daytona International Speedway where all my redneck friends will sound like the Hallelujah Chorus screaming Heeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwwwww! And for what it’s worth Coors Light is the proud sponsor of the Sprint Cup Series. It’s bye bye Bud and hello Coors Light for Nascar.
When I was 8 years old, I made a racing car out of an orange crate and old skate wheels. But I crashed into a tree and think that’s why I’m locked out of Facebook. That crash made my brain only understand rules and regs presented in “dumbed down” language rather than legalize. I should have hired a lawyer before signing up for Facebook – a great place to make friends by the way if you have a PHD and can understand their rules. But then I thought derelicts were homeless people until a friend of mine called me “an intellectual derelict.”
Make it a happy day all you crazies out there. Just find something to put a smile on your face 
Attila’s favorite motto: Your attittude is your altitude – how high are you?
