What would this world be like without men? hummmmmmmmm I say there would be no crime and lots of fat and happy women. So I’m thinking that a real man would be my best friend and he’d never stand me up (like that never happens) he’d reassure me when I feel insecure and comfort me after I’ve had a bad hair day…you see where I’m going with this? There would be no fuss if my butt’s getting a little on the heavy side. That man would say more to love! He’d also insist that I take a little beauty rest in the afternoon instead of starting dinner. 
He would pick me up and never let me down; help me to live without fear and never look back; express my deepest emotions and he’d understand – not in a Stuart Smalley kind of way but more in a Richard Gere Tibet kind of way; he’d make me feel that even without makeup, I’d still be his most beautiful girl in his world. I think women dress for women anyway – with the exception of the Kardashians …so there would be no male testosterone to shoot up liquor stores or kill anyone because we’d be happy in our own skin except – like I said, the Kardashians. So what do you think? A world without men? No crime and lots of fat & happy women!
No wait! sorry…I’m thinking of 1/2 case Klondike Bars.
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