This is a valid explanation of why men not only pee standing up but, for some bizarro reason, filmmakers as well as home video freaks find peeing interesting (I’m not one of them.) I do believe, however, that this is how is all began. God or Allah or Jehovah or the Big Enchilada (whatever you call HIM) was totally wiped out as HE had just finished creating humans and thought to Himself, “Man! this is a done deal but – O —-! what am I saying, I have two parts left over.” It had taken Him forever to name his two new kids. His first choice was Hymie & Anna Nicole – but somehow that didn’t work because He knew that humans had short and long term memory loss and the names were too long- so He pulled out HIS laptop & MicroGoogleChromed various names. Although the Internet was a rather archaic technology – as was Microsoft and Google Chrome who had long since merged – both irratating Him to no end because of their devious and greedy tactics, He still used it from time to time when HE just didn’t want to think. He hit on the names, Adam and Eve – easy to say – easy to remember. So He thought, “Hey works for me and why not let them make the decision!” – explaining that particular gadget would give them the option of peeing standing up. He went on to say that HE personally found the particular little “do dad” to be an exceptional design on HIS end – not to speak of handy and since HE believed in equal opportunity, He was curious as to who wanted what. In other words – it could go either way.
Well, Adam almost tripped on himself as he prostrated his new body (as yet without that particular “do-dad”) and literally begged HIM to give it to him. HE looked at Adam, in his newly formed human body, and wondered where he was going with all this whining but since HE HAD asked who wanted it – and Eve was just standing there smiling and saying nothing – He told Adam “Hey you little pisser – it’s all yours!” Well Adam was delirious with joy and the instant HE attached the “do-dad” to the front of his body, Adam started whizzing everywhere – in the trees, on the grass but when he pointed it at HIM and Eve – Adam thought better of it. Although it is never mentioned in Holy Books – I believe that is the point whereby HE gave humans the ability to know right from wrong. But HE and Eve just stared in amazement at Adam and started laughing and sharing in his joy! HE then said to Eve, “Well that’s that – you’re stuck with the only part I have left!” Eve, being the curious type, asked Him sweetly, “What’s it called?” HE replied, “BRAINS!”
You heard it here – and that’s how it all began! LOL!
