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Friday, February 27th, 2009 Posted in Attila the Honey wants a big dog, Giant dog for sale, dog eats child molesters, dog eats murderers, dog eats thieves, dog for sale, dog is a hero, guard dog for sale, huge dog eats tons of food, nothing left in neighborhood for him to eat, would the new stimulus package pay for his dogfood | No Comments »
Even if you don't own dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read her sales pitch below. Dog for Sale. ... Read more..Thursday, February 26th, 2009 Posted in 'Out Behind the Barn', Country Music Hall of Fame, George Jones, Grand ole Opry celebrated Jimmy's 60 years at Opry, Hank Williams, Jimmy was known as 'Mighty Mouse in pajamas', Little Jimmy Dickens, Patsy Cline, great ballad singer, master of country novelty songs | No Comments »
'Out Behind the Barn' by Little Jimmy Dickens was a regular at the Grand Ole Opry - when it really was. Those were the days of Patsy Cline, George Jones, ... Read more..Wednesday, February 25th, 2009 Posted in Carlin is greatest comic since Lenny Bruce, Carlin says liberals are at fault, Carlin says liberals only want a nice place to live for themselves, Carlin was honored at JFK Center for Performing Arts, George Carlin, George Carlin mocks enviromentalists trying to save the planet, Indiana bat is endangered species, This planet isn't going anywhere - we are, comedy, earth day, endangered species, enviromentalists don't care about the planet, enviromentalists only care about a nice place to live, we are part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand | No Comments »
'George Carlin mocks environmentalists' is one of his finest performances not only as a comic but as a social commentator. He says, "I think we're part of a greater wisdom ... Read more..Tuesday, February 24th, 2009 Posted in Beam me up Scottie!, Everybody in loony toon town loves The Healthy Penis, Hip! Hip! Hooray! Healthy Penis!, San Francisco, The Healthy Penis, The Healthy Penis appears at all major events in San Francisco, The Healthy Penis is the new San Francisco mascot, The Healthy Penis is waiting for the spaceship to beam them up, encourages gay and bisexual men to test for syphilis | No Comments »
[caption id="attachment_3415" align="aligncenter" width="275" caption="The Healthy Penis"][/caption] The Healthy Penis is back. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/cityinsider/detail?blogid=55&entry_id=35765. Where is it back from? Why ask? It's from that great metropolis of loony birds - SAN FRANCISCO! ... Read more..Monday, February 23rd, 2009 Posted in Academy Awards 2009, Academy Awards make good door stops, Anthony Hopkins, Marton Brando, Mickey Rourke is a great actor, Mickey Rourke put on 50 lbs of pork to play a has been The Wrestler, Mickey Rourke should have won Best Actor Award, Mickey lost his pet Chihuahua, Paul Muni, Sean Penn won Best Actor award, the Oscar, the loss of a loved one | 1 Comment »
Micky, forget the Oscar and go buy 10 baby Chihuahuas! This has been a bitch of a week for Mickey Rourke as he lost his pet Chihuahua - ... Read more..